Australia Recalls Parliament Like It’s the Boy Who Cried Hate Speech
KEY POINTS
- •On December 19, 2025, Australia launched its largest gun buyback since the Port Arthur massacre following Bondi Beach’s terror attack.
- •Shadow minister Paul Scarr urged an immediate recall of parliament to enact Australia’s toughest antisemitism laws after Sunday’s events.
- •Scarr pledged to empower police and intelligence agencies with stronger tools to prosecute hate speech and other related crimes.
On December 19, 2025, Australia’s federal government dropped the biggest gun buyback since the Port Arthur massacre, triggered by a terror attack at Bondi Beach. Shadow minister Paul Scarr, channeling every late-night parliamentary drama ever, demanded parliament be recalled immediately to tackle antisemitism with laws so strong even Twitter trolls would think twice. Scarr promised no excuses and rapid-fire action, arming cops and intelligence agencies with legal bazookas to prosecute hate speech and hate speech preachers. The Jewish community, presumably sipping flat whites amidst calls for urgency, got a message: 'We mean it this time. Seriously. No delays.'
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Australia’s solution to a beach terror attack? Recall parliament to fight antisemitism faster than they’d react to a new iPhone launch. Urgency’s new flex!
When your government recalls parliament faster than your WiFi connects, you know antisemitism just went from nuisance to national emergency.
Bondi Beach terror attack sparks gun buyback, then parliament recalls itself like an overachieving high schooler desperate to impress the principal.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 12/19/2025 | Author: Cait Kelly
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