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Australia Plans To Ban Gaza, Somalia Migrants But Gifts Extra Holiday Instead

Australia Plans To Ban Gaza, Somalia Migrants But Gifts Extra Holiday Instead
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  • ‱The Liberal Party plans to ban migrants from Gaza and Somalia, though official details remain unreleased as of February 16, 2026.
  • ‱New South Wales residents will enjoy an extra Anzac Day long weekend public holiday for the next two years to reflect on this exclusive new policy.
  • ‱In the Farrer electorate, voters will face a colorful lineup including a One Nation candidate and a teal independent this election cycle.

In a dazzling display of political multitasking, Australia's Liberal party has cooked up an unreleased and mysteriously secretive plan banning migrants from Gaza and Somalia—because what's more welcoming than selective exclusion? Meanwhile, NSW residents get an extra Anzac Day holiday for two years, basically a vacation to ponder how public holidays and immigration bans make sense together. Adding to the kaleidoscope, voters in Farrer face the colorful choice of a One Nation candidate and a teal independent. Plus, an endless stream of updates through email newsletters, free apps, and daily news podcasts will keep everyone entertained and equally perplexed.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 2/16/2026 | Author: Nick Visser