Channel Seven’s Profits Go on More Diets Than Albanese's Credibility
Channel Seven’s media empire just got a reality check, with profits shrinking faster than your fave influencer's relevance — down to nearly 1/20th of 2021's glory thanks to a $61m drop in ad revenue. Meanwhile, Opposition leader is throwing shade at Albanese, calling him 'out of his depth'. So, while TV ads are ghosting harder than a bad Tinder date, politics is still the real drama. As the Guardian notes, it's all unfolding in real-time 'live', guaranteeing enough cringe for a full season of your favorite meltdown show.
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(1 of 3)Channel Seven’s profits took a steeper dive than my weekend plans, dropping $61 million like it’s hot. Meanwhile, Albanese is ‘out of his depth’—guess even TV ads knew to bail before he sinks.
Watching Seven’s ad revenue drop is like seeing a TikTok algorithm ditch your vids—fast, brutal, and painfully public.
Profit down 20x but Albanese’s political depth check still in beta—guess someone forgot to update their software.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Nick Visser and Stephanie Convery
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