Albanese Seeks Senate BFF While Cold Case Goes Cold-er
In a power move that screams 'Netflix drama but politics edition,' the Albanese government is desperately hunting for a Senate soulmate to speed through new nature lawsâapparently cuddly koalas can't lobby as hard as hoped. Meanwhile, on a more chilling note, the mystery of three-year-old Cheryl Gene Grimmer, who vanished on 12 January 1970 from Fairy Meadow beach amid a family beach day, refuses to retire after 50 years. This cold case got an international spotlight and a $1 million reward, proving Australian law enforcement's patience level is both heroic and vintage. Nothing says government multitasking quite like juggling Senate alliances and half-century-old mysteries!
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Albanese chasing Senate pals to greenlight laws while a 50-year-old toddler disappearance drags on with a $1 million 'please-find-me' bonus. Proof politics loves drama, but resolution? Also still loading.
Nothing says progress like a $1 million reward chasing a case older than wifi, while politicians play Tinder to pass nature laws. Swipe right for chaos.
A toddler vanished in 1970 and the Senateâs biggest dilemma now is whoâs buying nature laws. Australia: where mysteries get million-dollar sequels and lawmakers are still speed dating policy.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/23/2025 | Author: Nick Visser
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