Chalmers Assures No Tax Earthquake, Wilson's Net Zero Circus Continues
In a dazzling display of political acrobatics, Australia's Treasurer Jim Chalmers assures us that major tax changes are on 'net zero outages' and zero chance of disruptions. Meanwhile, Tim Wilson sidesteps like a pro around tough questions on Coalition's wavering support for net zero policies, saying we must ensure 'net zero outages, net zero price increases, and net zero emissions' â a trio hard to achieve but great for tongue twisters! He promises to 'work with colleagues' on simplifying employment and surviving AI's workplace takeover. Truly, a breathtaking strategy of balance, complexity, and optimism for a dynamic economy.
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When your climate policy sounds like a toddler demanding 'no mess, no fees, and no tantrums,' you know net zero is more slogan than strategy. Australia's leaders perfect the art of saying a lot without promising anything.
Politicians mastering net zero means zero clarity, zero accountability, and zero relief for taxpayers. Sounds like a brilliant catchphrase for avoiding actual work!
If you want to confuse people, just say 'net zero outages, net zero price hikes, net zero emissions' fast enough. It's policy poetry or political mumbo jumboâstill TBD.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/17/2025 | Author: Royce Kurmelovs
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