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Chalmers Assures No Tax Earthquake, Wilson's Net Zero Circus Continues

Chalmers Assures No Tax Earthquake, Wilson's Net Zero Circus Continues
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In a dazzling display of political acrobatics, Australia's Treasurer Jim Chalmers assures us that major tax changes are on 'net zero outages' and zero chance of disruptions. Meanwhile, Tim Wilson sidesteps like a pro around tough questions on Coalition's wavering support for net zero policies, saying we must ensure 'net zero outages, net zero price increases, and net zero emissions' – a trio hard to achieve but great for tongue twisters! He promises to 'work with colleagues' on simplifying employment and surviving AI's workplace takeover. Truly, a breathtaking strategy of balance, complexity, and optimism for a dynamic economy.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/17/2025 | Author: Royce Kurmelovs