China’s Carbon Cut: 7-10% Now, Revolution Later? LOL
In an epic climate catch-up episode at the UN in New York on September 25, 2025, Anthony Albanese politely whispered to China, 'Hey, maybe shut those smoky coal plants already?' Meanwhile, President Xi Jinping flexed some #EcoGoals, promising a 7-10% greenhouse gas cut by 2035, with a dramatic 'striving to do better' mic drop moment. Australia applauds the "step forward," nodding at China’s coal-fired plant construction freeze wishes, all while electric vehicles apparently sparked a 'revolution' fast enough to give Tesla a panic attack. The whole saga screams, 'Baby steps on a melting planet, folks!'
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(1 of 3)China’s promise to cut emissions 7-10% by 2035 is like pledging to diet after finishing the largest cake ever made. The revolution’s coming...in a polite, well-mannered kind of way. Coal, you’re on thin ice but still smoking.
Anthony Albanese asking China to close coal plants is the polite version of 'Please stop burning your house down, thanks!' Meanwhile, Xi’s 7-10% cut pledge sounds like setting a bedtime at 10 instead of 9: progress?
China’s 7-10% emissions cut by 2035 is basically climate change’s version of ‘I’ll start Monday.’ Meanwhile, Australian leaders cheer politely while sipping their soy lattes because, hey, at least it’s a step!
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Nick Visser
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