Trump Loves Aussies, Subs, Tariffs & $8.5B Minerals Deal!
In an earth-shaking meeting, former President Trump showered Australia with affection, confirming the country is in the 'best position possible' despite his own tariff regime. Prime Minister Albanese and Trump announced a critical minerals deal worth a casual US$8.5 billion, because nothing says friendship like multi-billion-dollar natural resource contracts. Trump also gave a submarine-sized thumbs-up to the Aukus pact and assured Australia it will get its much-anticipated subs—like the world's slowest, most diplomatic Kickstarter project. Our calm and mature Aussie government took the 'open markets' philosophy straight to the White House while basking in Trump’s clear and affectionate submarine promises.
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Trump's tariff love letter to Australia included subs, $8.5B minerals, and a masterclass in political déjà-vu. If only open markets came with sequels and submarines showed up on time.
Australia’s relationship with Trump is like ordering a submarine and receiving a brochure, but hey, at least their minerals deal broke 8.5 billion dollar records for awkward optimism.
Tariffs, submarines, and an $8.5B minerals deal walk into a bar. Trump says Australia’s in the best position possible. Spoiler: the punchline is a submarine still nowhere to be seen.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/20/2025 | Author: Nick Visser
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