Sydney's Rain Party, Melbourne's Cold Stand-Up Comedy
Rain is totally hogging the spotlight in Sydney, promising a soggy saga that just won't quit. As noted in the article's very real and woke voice, 'rain is on the brain in Sydney,' while Melbourne takes a more avant-garde approach with its 'cold, but lovely' vibes. Adelaide and Hobart are stealing some sun, proving the weather's commitment to equal opportunity discomfort. Meanwhile, Brisbane, Perth, and Canberra are all rocking the rain scene. This wet weather bingo is serious business, folksāget your umbrellas ready and your intersectional rain gear wise!
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If rain had a fan club, Sydney would be president, Melbourne's the cold cousin nobody really invites, and Adelaide plus Hobart are the cool kids catching rays while the rest just cry. Mother Nature's mood swings are basically a full-on emotional support system right now.
Sydney's turning into a water park with no entry fee, Melbourne's doing its best ice age impression, and Adelaide plus Hobart just reminded us why we need vitamin D supplements like yesterday.
Rain's RSVP'd to Sydney's party and refuses to leave; meanwhile, Melbourne is practicing climate ambivalenceāand somewhere Adelaide and Hobart are just living their best sunny lives like weather influencers.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: Nick Visser and Henry Belot
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