Driverless Cars Take Over Phoenix, Humans Unemployed... Yet!
In the latest chapter of "robots taking our jobs," the company has joyfully announced, 'The company has also opened another facility in Phoenix as it scales driverless operations.' This is SO exciting! At least now Phoenix gets even more automation love, and who needs human drivers anyway? What a blessing! Everything happens for a reason ā maybe now we can finally practice our napping skills while cars do the driving. This expansion is paving the way for a future where traffic jams are a thing of the past, and we can focus on community-building through shared Uber-hitching adventures!
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Congrats, Phoenix! Your new driverless fleet means more robots, fewer humans behind wheels, and WAY more free time for all of us to master the art of chilling. Who knew unemployment could feel this futuristic?!
Guess whatās hotter than the Phoenix sun? Driverless cars stealing steering wheels! Time to update your resumes... or just enjoy the robot takeover.
Scale driverless operations? More like scaling the mountain of āhumans no longer needed behind the wheel.ā At least now we can finally binge-watch without guilt!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Kirsten Korosec
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