Jury Picks Fate for Trump Assassination Guy, South Korea Recalls 300 Detained Workers
Strap in for a combo trial and international dilemma! Jury selection kicked off today for the infamous chap charged with trying to assassinate Trump last year â because nothing screams drama like legal nail-biting featuring a former presidentâs near-shooter. Meanwhile, across the globe, South Korea is orchestrating the homecoming of over 300 of its workers detained by those eagle-eyed ICE agents, proving diplomacy sometimes looks like a âGet Out of Jailâ reunion tour. It's 2024 and apparently staying out of ICEâs guest list is harder than passing a jury trial for attempted assassination. Who will be freed first â the detainees or the accusedâs hopes for justice?
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When jury duty meets attempted assassination and ICE detention repatriation, you know the universe is trying its best to keep things awkward and internationally embarrassing all at once.
Nothing like starting your week balancing a presidential assassination trial and repatriating 300 detained workersâbecause multitasking debacles are the new normal.
The man who tried to assassinate Trump gets a front-row jury seat today while South Korea rounds up 300 detained workers. Sounds like someone forgot to RSVP correctly to 2024âs shiny chaos gala.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Suzanne Nuyen
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