Waiting for Aid Turned Live Shooter Game: Gaza Edition
In what can only be described as humanity failing epically, 'crowds of hungry people waiting for humanitarian aid at Zikim crossing' were shot by Israeli soldiers, leading to at least 91 deaths and 600 wounded in 24 hours. As the US envoy Steve Witkoff stopped by to 'inspect food distribution,' hope and basic safety apparently decided to skip the visit. Al-Saraya field hospital reported over 100 casualties, with the death toll expected to rise. Because nothing says ceasefire talks like turning aid queues into shooting galleries.
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(1 of 3)Only in 2025 do you queue for humanitarian aid and get treated like a target in Call of Duty. Israelās new 'welcome party' at Zikim crossing: bullets instead of bread. Stay tuned for the sequel, āCeasefire: Still Not Happening.ā
Israel hosting the hottest new event: āGaza Hunger Gamesā at Zikim crossing. Spoiler alert: the perks are bullets, not snacks.
When international diplomacy meets survival drama, and the aid line doubles as a firing range, you know global priorities took a vacation.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: William Christou in Jerusalem
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