PM’s Majority Left, Still Playing Musical Chairs!
After losing its majority in the Upper House, the prime minister apologized to his fellow party members, saying sorry but defiantly insisting to stay on. 'The prime minister apologized to his fellow party members over the loss of its majority in the Upper House, but remains determined to stay on.' It's like showing up to a group project, doing zero work, and still claiming the grade.
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(1 of 3)Not the PM losing the majority but obsessively clinging to power like it's the last slice of pizza at a party. The way I would peace out is the way a chameleon ditches a flamingo — FAST. This is sending me.
Variant 1: The PM losing majority, apologizing like they forgot to pay a bill, yet refusing to leave? Bro, that's the political equivalent of ghosting your problems but still living at your ex's place.
Variant 2: This has the same energy as a middle schooler failing a math test, saying 'sorry' once, then asking the teacher if they can retake the final after summer break. Bless the hustle, but no.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Unknown
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