Oldest Tennis Player Since Dinosaurs Grabs Wild Card
In a move that's basically tennis history meets a senior discount, the legend is back at the U.S. Open courtesy of a 'wild card invitation.' She’s set to become the oldest singles player in over 40 years to grace the court, proving you’re never too old to swing a racket or have fans saying, 'Did she just break the space-time continuum?' The article notes her milestone as 'the oldest singles player to take the court in more than 40 years,' making retirement plans look like a quaint suggestion.
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Breaking: Tennis legend refuses to accept aging, smashes through 40-year-old record like it's just a warm-up. Retirement who? This wildcard’s got more bounce than your Wi-Fi signal after midnight.
When they hand you a wild card at 40+ years old, you don’t just play tennis—you remind Gen Z what 'vintage' really means.
This tennis player making history is the sports equivalent of that one grandma who still school kids on TikTok dances—age is just a weird number.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Alana Wise
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