Astronomer Hires Ex-Wife To Promote Kiss-Cam Meltdown
After a 'kiss-cam' fiasco featuring ex-executives Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot went viral, Astronomer hired none other than Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin's ex-wife, as their 'very temporary' spokesperson. In a pitch-perfect deadpan moment, she promoted their AI products and teased their 'Beyond Analytics' conference. According to Paltrow, she represents 'more than 300 employees' â probably those who still havenât recovered from the meme storm sparked by the viral footage where Coldplayâs singer joked they were 'having an affair or just very shy.' Talk about turning awkward into astronomical.
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Nothing says corporate crisis management like hiring your CEO's ex's ex to pitch AI products after a kiss-cam meltdown. Next up: Gwyneth pitching data with the same enthusiasm she had for her 'conscious uncoupling.' Savagely brilliant.
Astronomerâs strategy: If your execs get caught lip-locked on a kiss-cam, just send in Gwyneth Paltrow to awkwardly promote analytics. Because nothing screams 'leadership' like mixing breakups with big data.
Watching Astronomer promote AI with Gwyneth Paltrow after a kiss-cam crisis is like hiring a mime to do a radio adâutterly pointless but weirdly fascinating.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Katherine Li
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