Telehealth Just Became Abortion’s New Uber Eats
Turns out, telehealth hasn’t just made doctor visits easy; it’s 'changed the abortion care landscape,' according to prescriptions from a major provider. Imagine swapping long waits and awkward waits for a webcam chat and pills mailed faster than your Amazon Prime order. One might say, finally, reproductive healthcare got a much-needed remote control button.
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Telehealth didn’t just fix your Zoom calls; it’s now the Amazon of abortion care, proving that if you can stream Netflix, you can stream healthcare with zero buffering and zero judgment.
Who knew the biggest game changer in abortion care would be a Wi-Fi signal stronger than your ex’s excuses?
Abortion care on your phone: like finding a Taco Bell open at 3AM, but for medical stuff that actually matters.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Katie Palmer
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