Senate Packs Nominees Like School Lunchboxes, Votes Inside
In a move that screams efficiency or menace, the Senate changed its rules so majority leaders can cram nominees into giant voting packages rather than suffer the soul-sucking ordeal of individual votes. This means instead of debating each nomineeâs credentials (or eyerolls) one by one, they bundle them like a Netflix series binge: you get them all now or suffer spoilers later. No names or dates yet, but expect this to turn confirmation hearings into the legislative equivalent of speed dating, except everyoneâs on the same terrible team. Because why debate when you can herd confirmation cats in one fell swoop?
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Senate now votes on nominees like a supermarket buy-one-get-twosies. Democracy speedruns to confuse even its own voters, while senators skip howhardworkisthis.txt and hit 'approve all.'
Why pick nominees one by one when you can microwave them in bulk? Senate's new 'nominee casserole' plays like democracy's fast food special.
Senate just invented political IKEA: now you get a flat-pack pile of nominees with one assembly requiredâassembly = your dying patience.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 9/19/2025 | Author: Unknown
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