Swipe Right for BFFs: Friend Apps Launch Chaos Edition
In the dazzling buffet of loneliness, 2024 blesses us with a list of friendship apps, including the friend-hunting wizard BFF and the clock-ticking party planner Timeleft. These platforms reportedly promise connections without the trauma of awkward eye contact, proving that if you canât find friends IRL, why not summon them with algorithms and existential dread? From friend discovery to event-focused schmoozing, these apps boldly remind us that human warmth is now a downloadable commodity. No quotes or dollar amounts given, which is perfect â because who needs facts when you have apps for that?
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Finally, apps that say, 'If you canât find friends in reality, letâs commodify awkwardness and call it innovation.' Who said loneliness couldnât be monetized with a friendly UI?
Friendship in 2024 means more swiping and less human interactionâcongratulations, apps like BFF and Timeleft, youâve single-handedly outsourced small talk.
Nothing screams friendship like personalized algorithms judged by pixel-perfect smiles. BFF and Timeleft: because IRL social skills are so 2019.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Lauren Forristal
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