Trump vs. Fentanyl: Tariffs, Borders & Drug Death Plot Twists
In a twist that math teachers dream of, U.S. drug deaths hit their lowest since the futuristic-sounding March 2025âyes, we peaked early in the futureâwhich the federal data kindly confirmed. Yet, out on his rerun stage, former President Trump keeps brandishing fentanyl like itâs a Swiss Army knife for policy, justifying everything from immigration crackdowns to trade war tantrums. One might wonder if fentanylâs now doubling as a convincing multi-purpose political discount code. Meanwhile, federal stats quietly slip in their good news, proving the drug death apocalypse keeps delaying the afterparty Trump used as a marquee. Spoiler: Weâre all still gasping for clarity while policy gets caught in reruns.
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Trumpâs fentanyl fear-shaming is still the Swiss Army knife of excusesâsolving tariffs, immigration, and apparently bad reality TV plots. Meanwhile, drug deaths are dropping like my interest in politics during reruns.
Turns out the drug death crisis peaked in a sci-fi future date, March 2025, but Trumpâs still stuck backstage, using fentanyl as political pyrotechnics for everything from tariffs to border drama.
Drug deaths are down, but Trumpâs fentanyl panic remains the national sport. Who knew a killer opioid could moonlight as the ultimate policy flex and rerun narrative?
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: Brian Mann
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