Alex Warren: Guitar, Ring Light, Billboard Reigns Supreme
Alex Warren’s hit 'Ordinary' is crushing charts, holding the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for an extraordinary ninth week! Gen Z’s ultimate wedding soundtrack, Warren blends the vibe of 'music for 19-year-olds to get married to' with surprising credentials like 'Vape organizer' and a toolkit including 'Guitar, ring light.' Despite being so fresh he’s basically 'Yesterday–Present' active, this lightning-speed rise is impressive! As The Onion says, his 'Hype House Chore: Vape organizer' perfectly captures the spirit of a new generation smashing the music scene with just mirrors, mics, and vape clouds.
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Alex Warren proving you only need a guitar, a ring light, and some vape organizing skills to dominate Billboard for 9 weeks straight. Meanwhile, my talents include finding snacks and avoiding responsibilities.
Ninth week at #1? Guess 'music for 19-year-olds to get married to' is the cheat code nobody warned us about.
Alex Warren's career timeline: yesterday–present. Meanwhile, my career timeline is 'maybe tomorrow'—talk about rapid evolution!
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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