World Leaders Kiss Trump’s Ring For Better Bribes
In the global arena, diplomacy has apparently come with a side of flattery as "World leaders have lavished praise on President Trump in order to smooth diplomatic relations — and get better deals too." It's like a high-stakes popularity contest where compliments are the currency and the prize is 'better deals.' Somewhere, diplomacy textbooks are quietly crying as world politics devolve into a mutual back-scratching session. So remember, it's not about policies or principles anymore; as the article puts it, it's all about the praise and perks combo.
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When international politics turns into a group chat where everyone’s just sending compliments to get VIP access. Diplomacy or a weird fan club? You decide.
Who knew securing global agreements required a standing ovation and a parade? Trade talks have officially entered the 'agree and get perks' phase.
This ain't diplomacy, it's like LinkedIn endorsements gone wild. Next up: world leaders shaking maracas for bonus points.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Tamara Keith
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