2,000 Red Things Marching, Because Why Not?
In the grand saga of things numbered around 2,000, we've been gifted with the cryptic gem called the 'red order of battle.' According to the expert, 'We have some 2,000 or 2,200 objects that I call the "red order of battle."' Honestly, it sounds like the catalog of every red crayon in the apocalypse or a squad of firetrucks ready to party. Someone clearly put serious thought into labeling thousands of red objects like history's least thrilling Avengers.
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When you name 2,000+ red stuff the 'red order of battle,' who needs plot armor or a decent storyline? Just add 'red' and call it a day. #RedRedEverywhere #IDidntAsk
Congrats to the person who cataloged 2,200 red objects and called it a battleâbravo for turning a simple color spectrum into a military operation.
Sounds like the 'red order of battle' is just a mega brick pile in LEGO land after a toddler snowstorm. Someone call the color police!
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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