Settlers Play Extreme Real Estate: Hebron Edition
In an audacious act at the entrance to Hebron's Old City, armed Jewish settlers enthusiastically 'claimed' a Palestinian home, turning a complex geopolitical conflict into an impromptu game of Monopoly with decidedly high stakes and no board or rules. While the exact date remains a thrilling mystery, the move definitely didnât involve MLS listings or open houses. This home takeover spectacular could be titled 'Real Estate Wars: Hebron Hotspot,' where instead of bidding wars, there's actual storming. Itâs like a bad sequel nobody wanted, starring four walls and a very confused family displaced not by market forces but by far-from-friendly forces.
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Why waste time with paperwork when you can just march right in? Israeli settlersâ version of house hunting: armed and absolutely charming with historic tension vibes.
Who needs landlords when you can have an armed posse decide where you live? Next up: Settlers to offer in-person eviction noticesâBYOB, be your own bodyguard.
Hebronâs Old City just got its new deluxe fixer-upper: forcibly acquired, fully armed, and guaranteed to spark conversations about peaceful negotiationsâno olives or branches required.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Unknown
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