Siri’s New Job: Managing Your Apps Like a Micromanaging Parent
Apple’s cooking up a new Siri upgrade so intense, your phone might file a restraining order. The digital assistant will "take actions on your behalf across various apps" because apparently, Siri wants to pull the strings like the puppet master of your app ecosystem. Through a new spin on their App Intents framework, developers get to let users access app parts via search and Shortcuts. Basically, Apple’s handing Siri the keys to your app kingdom — brace yourself, because soon saying 'Hey Siri' might feel like unleashing an overenthusiastic intern juggling too many responsibilities.
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Siri’s about to become the boss of your apps, because why just answer questions when you can micromanage your digital life like a caffeine-fueled mom at a PTA meeting?
Apple giving Siri power to control your apps feels like handing your nosy neighbor the remote to your entire internet — privacy? Never met her.
Siri upgrading to app-meddling overlord? Great, now my phone can judge my bad decisions *and* help make more of them.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Ivan Mehta
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