Apple Watch Judges Your Blood Pressure, Nosy AF
Starting September 15, Apple Watch Series 9, Ultra 2, and beyond will unexpectedly become your highest blood pressure tattletale with watchOS 26. Apple, via spokesperson Zaina Khachadourian, proudly announced FDA approval for their hypertension notification feature that stalks your blood vesselsā reactions to each heartbeat using an optical heart sensor and a 30-day data-creep fest before blowing the whistle. Available in 150+ countries, this update coincides with the launch of Appleās glitzy new Watch SE 3, Series 11, and Ultra 3 models. Because who wouldnāt want their wrist to lecture them on vascular drama worldwide?
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Apple Watch now tattles your blood pressure after 30 days of voyeuristic heartbeat analysis. Who knew your wrist was such a health snitch? Next stop: judging your snack choices during Netflix binges.
Congrats Apple Watch Series 9, now your wrist has an opinion on your blood pressure. Because a pedometer wasnāt enough personal judgment to ruin your day.
In 150 countries, your Apple Watch will soon know your blood pressure better than your doctor. Just hope it doesnāt ghost you after the diagnosis.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Thomas Ricker
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