Apple Sells 3 Billion iPhones, Admits Phones May Die Soon
Apple CEO Tim Cook triumphantly announced they've sold three billion iPhones, accelerating faster than the speed of your charging cable. Cook confessed on the earnings call we're "thinking about other things as well," because apparently smartphones might not dominate in 10 years. Despite AI missteps and Vision Pro flops, Apple clings to its iPhone empire, selling the last billion faster than you can say 'dongle.' Sources report older iPhones are now likely vintage collectiblesāor future museum exhibit piecesāproving Appleās secret plan: sell billions before phones become obsolete.
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Apple's selling billions of iPhones while acting like the phone is just a phaseālike that weird acid trip your uncle won't stop talking about at Thanksgiving.
Nothing says 'future-proof' like admitting phones might not exist in 10 years but selling 3 billion of them anyway. Classic Apple optimism!
Three billion iPhones sold, but the CEO warns phones might disappear soon. It's like selling DVD players while Netflix prints money.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Allison Johnson
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