Apple’s ChatGPT Rival: Because We Needed Siri to Chase Skynet
Apple is reportedly stirring the AI pot by trying to cook up a 'lightweight competitor to ChatGPT.' While ChatGPT wields cutting-edge chatbot wizardry, Apple’s aiming for something a bit less neuron-bending but sleek enough to wear a turtleneck. According to the article, the project is described as 'lightweight' — which sounds suspiciously like Apple finally admitting they can’t just add more chips and call it smarter. It's like launching a robot but forgetting to upload the AI; still pretty tasty, just missing some seasoning.
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(1 of 3)Apple making a 'lightweight ChatGPT'? Great, I wanted an AI assistant that’s polite, slow, and constantly reminds me to update my iOS. Siri’s jealous already—or just emotionally unavailable like all Apple products.
Apple launching an AI that’s 'lightweight' is like calling a salad ‘big breakfast.’ Sure, it counts, but where’s the beef—and the existential dread?
If Apple’s new AI is lightweight, does that mean it won’t have heavy opinions about your privacy? Or just won’t care enough to answer you?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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