Appleās ChatGPT Rival: Because We Needed Siri to Chase Skynet
Apple is reportedly stirring the AI pot by trying to cook up a 'lightweight competitor to ChatGPT.' While ChatGPT wields cutting-edge chatbot wizardry, Appleās aiming for something a bit less neuron-bending but sleek enough to wear a turtleneck. According to the article, the project is described as 'lightweight' ā which sounds suspiciously like Apple finally admitting they canāt just add more chips and call it smarter. It's like launching a robot but forgetting to upload the AI; still pretty tasty, just missing some seasoning.
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Apple making a 'lightweight ChatGPT'? Great, I wanted an AI assistant thatās polite, slow, and constantly reminds me to update my iOS. Siriās jealous alreadyāor just emotionally unavailable like all Apple products.
Apple launching an AI thatās 'lightweight' is like calling a salad ābig breakfast.ā Sure, it counts, but whereās the beefāand the existential dread?
If Appleās new AI is lightweight, does that mean it wonāt have heavy opinions about your privacy? Or just wonāt care enough to answer you?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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