Appleās iPhone 17 Pro Max: Bigger Battery, Bigger Ego
On the shrine known as September 2023, Apple unveiled the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max, armed with the shiny new A19 Pro chipset, which promises to power your woke scrolling marathons without mercy. The phones boast a larger battery, in a sinister plot to lure us ever deeper into digital dependency. Apple, ever the eco-friendly sorcerer, also introduced eSIM-only models with even larger batteriesābecause who doesn't want an iPhone that outlasts your last 3 relationships? These devices elevate the blessed camera system, possibly to capture your face swallowing kale with unprecedented detail. Cupertino is sprinting to out-bigger itself, one microchip battery at a time.
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iPhone 17 Pro Max now comes with a battery so big it might power your existential dread every day. Plus, eSIM-only models flex harder because the future isnāt carbon footprints, itās 'plenty of juice' for streaming woke podcasts.
Appleās latest trick: bigger battery means more time to accidentally smash the like button on woke ads and inspirational quotes, because who needs real human interaction anymore?
The iPhone 17 Pro Max arrives like a digital samurai, sword out with an A19 Pro chip ready to slay productivity while you binge-scroll social justice threads all day.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Ivan Mehta
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