Apple Plans $2,000 Foldable iPhone and Cameras in AirPods Because Why Not
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- •Apple recently launched the affordable MacBook Neo priced at $599 as a new entry-level option.
- •Reports from Bloomberg reveal Apple plans a $2,000 foldable iPhone and touchscreen MacBook Pro for the higher-end market.
- •Next-generation AirPods are rumored to include cameras, enabling unprecedented audio and visual capture.
Apple, fresh off introducing the wallet-lightening $599 MacBook Neo, is apparently diving headfirst into the luxury abyss with at least three 'ultra' new products, none actually called 'Ultra,' because consistency is for humans. Bloomberg's Mark Gurman reports a $2,000 foldable iPhone rumored to debut, ensuring your phone bill may eclipse your rent. Meanwhile, a touchscreen MacBook Pro is slated for fall—because who wouldn't want a touchscreen clamshell? The pièce de résistance: next-gen AirPods suspected to sport cameras, so you can awkwardly record every side eye and 'vis'-ual discovery in your life. Apple's turning privacy concerns into a new selling point, boldly going where only paranoia dares to tread.
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(1 of 3)Apple’s $2,000 foldable iPhone and spy-capable AirPods confirm the future is just expensive ways to ignore your personal space.
Apple’s latest gadgets prove once again the best way to keep your secrets safe is to pay triple and wear cameras in your ears.
Introducing the MacBook Pro with touchscreen and AirPods with cameras! Because surveillance chic is the new black.
Source: Theverge | Published: 3/8/2026 | Author: Terrence O’Brien
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