Anthropic’s AI Memory: Brains Larger Than Your Ex’s Ghosts
The AI arms race just got wilder: Anthropic boosted its 'context window'—aka working memory—to a whopping 1 million tokens, a fivefold jump over before. Their Claude Sonnet 4 model can now handle text volumes like "100 half-ho …" (the article didn’t finish, but hey, ’tis the AI mystery meat). Anthropic claims this giant brain upgrade helps edge out titans like OpenAI and Google in coding battles. The Verge sums it up best: 'The AI coding wars are heating up,' but honestly, it's just big brain flexing with fancy math words.
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This is giving big 'old white men in suits trying to outsmart AI' energy, except now the AI’s memory is so huge it could probably remember all their terrible decisions instead of pretending to work.
Anthropic just dropped a memory upgrade bigger than late-stage capitalism’s pile of unused blessings. Meanwhile, your phone forgets where you put it 3 seconds ago. Context window or victim of adulting?
If Claude Sonnet 4 can handle 1 million tokens, can it please read all public comments on late-night tech Twitter and tell us what hope feels like? Asking for humanity.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Hayden Field
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