Anker Power Bank: Your $94 Savior in the 2025 Blackout Apocalypse
Imagine carrying 25,000mAh of sheer hope in your pocket! Anker's Laptop Power Bank, retailing for $94.49 (down from $119.99) across Amazon, Best Buy, and even the sacred Anker website with the promo code WS7DV2RO9DEU, charges up to four devices simultaneouslyâincluding a MacBook, smartphone, and even a USB-C flashlight during a blackout. Three USB-C ports flex up to 165W; itâs a powerlifting champ disguised as a hefty 90Wh brick, yet airline-approvedâbecause who doesnât want a portable mini nuclear station in carry-on? Bonus: a digital display tracks your juice usage like a needy gym buddy.
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Ankerâs power bank charges four devices while you're choking on a $94.49 bill and a blackout. It's the chunky device gluttony 2025 deserves: three USB-Cs, one USB-A, and a digital display begging for attention like a needy ex. Stay juiced, folks.
This power bankâs so heavy it doubles as a workout. Who needs dumbbells when your charger weighs more than your gym dumbbell set?
If your phoneâs battery dies faster than your enthusiasm for weekend plans, Ankerâs got your back with 25,000mAh of holy salvationâfor just $94.49, bargain or electric shock?
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Sheena Vasani
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