Andy Reid Coaches Travis Kelce On Wedding Night Playbook
On a landmark Friday in Kansas City, Missouri, legendary Chiefs head coach Andy Reid took multitasking to a whole new level by giving star tight end Travis Kelce a pre-wedding pep talk that even Bill Belichick would envy. Focusing on 'proper positioning and situational awareness,' Reid apparently extended his gridiron mastery from the NFL field to the bedroom. In what can only be described as the Ultimate Personal Training Session, Reidâs gentle guidance was less about X's and O's on turf and more about, well, expectations on nuptial night. Itâs inspiring to see NFL coaching philosophy applied so lovingly to lifeâs, shall we say, more private plays.
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When your NFL coach doubles as your wedding night consultant, you know youâre getting game prep like never before. Touchdowns on the field, and apparently, in the bedroom too. Talk about performance expectations stretching beyond the gridiron.
Only in Kansas City does your head coach not only call plays but choreograph your honeymoon highlights. Who needs therapy when you have Andy Reid breaking down bedroom fundamentals?
I guess next we'll see Andy Reid handing out Playbooks for in-laws. Proper positioning takes on a whole new meaning when your tight end needs a pre-wedding locker room chat.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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