Blue Origin and Anduril Bring Space Age to Pentagon Cargo—Kinda
In a move that officially declares the Pentagon's cargo game is going cosmic, Blue Origin and Anduril scooped up small contracts that might just 'revolutionize' military logistics. While details remain as suspenseful as a sci-fi thriller, Anduril's rollout signals that the Department of Defense is ready to toss aside old-school trucks for a sprinkle of Jeffrey Bezos-approved tech. The contracts may be small, but as Pentagon insiders quietly admit, 'even a moonshot effort starts with a minimum viable payload.' Stay tuned for the space race—version 2.0, but with shipping containers.
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When the Pentagon hires Blue Origin to move cargo, you know hauling boxes just leveled up to interstellar procrastination. Bezos delivers your packages...from space. Efficiency? Maybe tomorrow, but hey, at least it sounds futuristic.
Nothing like a couple small contracts to prove the Pentagon’s answer to logistics is: let’s just send the boxes to space and hope for the best.
Pentagon's logistics: from trucks to rockets. Next step, teleportation? Or just asking Bezos if Alexa can pick up the slack.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: Aria Alamalhodaei
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