OpenAI Codes So Fast Even Their Bots Need Coffee
At Tech Week Singapore 2025, OpenAI's Andy Brown revealed the face-melting reality of AI innovation speed: their drag-and-drop Agent Builder was cooked up in six weeks, 80% by AI-generated code, because apparently, humans were on lunch break. Brown bragged about moving from long, painful software sprints to 'always-on' hyperactive release cyclesāimagine snacks replaced by daily energy drinks for developers. GPT-4o launched in May, followed by voice and picture chat features so fast we can barely catch up before the next update. Google spat out 24+ AI updates in one conference, and Anthropic flashed Claude Sonnet 4.5 four months after the last model. The AI race? Itās a marathon jogger on espresso shots with no rest stops.
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OpenAI's new normal: building software faster than you finish your last coffee. Agents coded in 6 weeks by AI while humans nap. Meanwhile, Google and Anthropic are on a caffeine-fueled update frenzy. We're not running companies, we're spinning hamster wheels on turbo.
If software devs moved any faster, they'd cross quantum entanglement before lunch break. OpenAI's AI writes its own to-do list, while CTOs try to keep up without falling face-first into the quick-release cycle ditch.
Six weeks to build an AI tool with 80% AI code? At this rate, soon the AI will be announcing layoffs to human devs for being too slowāeven the bots want a break.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/9/2025 | Author: Lee Chong Ming
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