Trump Declares 'Total Victory' After Dodging Half-Billion Fine Like a Pro
In a move that’s part legal Houdini and part ego stroke, Trump celebrated a 'total victory' on social media after a ruling saved him from a jaw-dropping half-billion-dollar fine. This fine was allegedly for decades of 'exaggerating his wealth,' because when it comes to Trump's net worth, apparently inflation only goes one way – up, up, and away. The affidavit pandemic struck so hard that the courts decided to spare his cash stash, leaving us all wondering if his personal brand now includes 'Financial Illusionist.'
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Trump just claimed 'total victory' after skipping a half-billion fout for pretending his bank account is 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈. Meanwhile, my credit card is sobbing quietly in the corner because I can barely exaggerate enough to impress Taco Bell.
Congrats to Trump for mastering the ancient art of wealth inflation without a single cent lost. Somewhere Bernie Sanders just reconsidered capitalism as a concept.
The ruling that spared Trump’s half-billion-dollar fine proves one thing: exaggerating your net worth is the billionaire’s version of 'fake it till you make it.' Spoiler: He never actually made it.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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