NATO Fund’s New Partners: Like Speed Dating for Defense
The NATO Innovation Fund (NIF) has decided to spice things up with the arrival of two new partners, shuffling the deck as it says goodbye to its penultimate founding team member. According to the brief update, they're "entering a new chapter," which, if you ask me, sounds like NATO finally realized their innovation fund was less Silicon Valley startup and more a high school breakup drama. The arrival and departure combo apparently marks some big change, but hey, they kept it short and sweet—"two new partners and the departure of its penultimate founding team partner." Riveting stuff.
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Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where NATO’s Innovation Fund turned into the world's slowest game of musical chairs? Two join, one leaves, all while we desperately hope someone’s actually innovating something besides the art of complexity.
So let me get this straight: NATO’s innovation fund can’t decide if it’s an exclusive club or a swap meet? Bringing in new buddies and kicking out old ones like they're trying to win 'Most Indecisive Team' award.
NATO Innovation Fund’s new partners are like patching a sinking ship with decorative flags—nice to look at but probably won’t stop the water from coming in.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Anna Heim
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