Amazon's Apocalypse 2025: 30,000 Jobs Vanish, Andy Jassy Smiles
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, the human combover of corporate overhaul, is slashing 30,000 jobsâabout 10% of their corporate workforceâfaster than you can say 'hardcore culture reset.' Since last year, they've already cut 27,000 like expired Prime deliveries, affecting teams from HR to retail across the US, UK, and Canada. Their severance package promises 90 daysâ full pay and benefits, which is cute, like saying 'we care' while emptying the warehouse. Post-pandemic slowdown led Jassy to axe layers of management, demand 5-day office attendance, and convince even AI to cut jobsâbecause robots need buddies too. Meanwhile, their 1.6 million employee peak shrinks like a cheap hoodie in the wash.
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When your CEO calls it a 'hardcore culture reset' but it feels more like a zombie apocalypse for 30,000 Amazon jobs, remember: in 2025 youâre either hiring bots or packing boxes of ghost employees. Efficiency is a ruthless monster.
Cutting 10% of corporate staff with a 'severance hug' thatâs basically this centuryâs participation trophy. Andy Jassy: turning layoffs into a full office return party we never wanted.
Amazonâs new motto: âWelcome to the jungle, now back to your cubicle five days a week or else.â Job cuts so sharp HR might need therapyâand a pay cut.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/27/2025 | Author: Eugene Kim
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