Amazon’s Satellite Army: Next Stop, Aussie Internet Domination!
Hold onto your hats, Australians! Amazon’s Project Kuiper is blasting off to serve over 300,000 rural Aussies with internet by mid-2026. Joe Lathan, Project Kuiper’s big boss down under, says, 'Australia’s vast geography presents unique connectivity challenges that traditional infrastructure often can’t overcome.' What a blessing! While SpaceX has 8,000 satellites buzzing, Amazon is just getting started with 78 and aiming for a towering 3,236. Everything happens for a reason – at least now rural Australia can dream of buffering-free streaming! Isn’t community building via satellite just AMAZING?!
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Amazon’s barely-there satellite fleet is about to connect 300,000 rural Aussies—because nothing says 'internet magic' like 78 satellites playing catch-up in space! Starlink who? Calm down Earth, Kuiper’s here to sort that lag… eventually. #SpaceRaceOrSpaceCrawl
78 satellites vs 8,000? Amazon’s Project Kuiper taking 'slow and steady' way too seriously. Australia’s internet is about to get a glow-up powered by cautious orbiting!
Imagine launching thousands of satellites like onions at parties. Wait, Amazon’s just opened the invitation for 78 guests. Here’s to hoping they’re the life of the cosmic party!
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Jess Weatherbed
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