Amazonâs Blue Jay Robot to Replace Humans, But No Stress!
In a dazzling October 2025 wave of job-hugging tech love, Amazon revealed Blue Jayâan AI-powered robo-pal that does what workers do, like lifting and sorting 75% of stored products, collapsing THREE robotic stations into one (because why have three when you can have one super-robot?). Amazon pats itself on the back for hiring 250,000 humans next holiday season, even while CEO Andy Jassy casually whispers about 'reducing total workforce' with sweeping AI magic. Meanwhile, Project Eluna AI slaps the cognitive load off employeesâ shoulders with 'agentic' team spirit, in a company message telling us the REAL headline is people, not robots (and yes, the bots are still training with VR glasses, just for laughs).
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Amazonâs Blue Jay robot can juggle tasks better than most humans, while Andy Jassy gently reminds us the workforce might shrink soon. Donât worry, folks, theyâre hiring a quarter million people... until theyâre not. Future of work: humans babysitting our robot replacements!
Amazon promises âmore jobsâ while selling YOU a robot thatâll do your job five times faster. Ah, the holiday hiring season miracle: replace humans one day, hire a robot nanny the next.
Blue Jay isnât just a bird, itâs Amazonâs new job terminator with âagentic AIââwhich sounds like a secret agent hired to spy your workflow and steal your lunch breaks.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/23/2025 | Author: Richard Lawler
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