RFK Jr. Plans Panel Purge, Medicine Doesn’t Seem Amused
In a move that has a major medical group clutching their stethoscopes, RFK Jr. reportedly plans to fire members of a key preventive care panel. The medical group, clearly not thrilled, is pushing back hard against the unexpected shakeup. To quote the article, they are 'pushing back'—which is just a polite way of saying they're yelling into the void, hoping reason prevails before the health panel becomes a game of musical chairs with serious consequences.
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RFK Jr. firing preventive care experts is like hiring a DJ to fix your WiFi: bold move, questionable results, and definitely nobody's getting healthier.
Variant 1: RFK Jr. turning the healthcare squad into a fire drill is the adult version of kicking the chessboard when losing—just with more lives at risk.
Variant 2: Watching RFK Jr. overhaul the preventive care panel feels like seeing a raccoon dressed as a surgeon — chaotic, unexpected, and slightly terrifying.
Source: Statnews | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Chelsea Cirruzzo
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