Trumpâs Third Term: The Hat Sales Pitch Nobody Asked For
In a dazzling display of political dĂ©jĂ vu worthy of a late-night sketch, President Trump waves around a $50 'Trump 2028' hat like itâs a golden ticket to a third term despite the Constitutionâs party pooper 22nd Amendment that clearly says 'no.' From publicly salivating over Xi Jinping's 'president for life' style in March 2018 to telling thousands at Turning Point USA in December 2019 he might stick around for '16 more years,' our favorite plot twist chief fascinatedly floated spooky Vance-Rubio ticket ideas and 'too cute' day-one VP resignations in 2025. Meanwhile, the White House - notably mum, presumably selling merch - and Steve Bannon hint the third term madness is more than just trolling, while Trump enthusiastically declines to rule anything out, because why not? Touching down on Air Force One to confuse reporters with 'You'll have to tell me,' Trump keeps the hat business booming and the constitutional law textbooks sighing in unison.
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Trump selling $50 hats for a third term while the 22nd Amendment probably sobs in the corner. Who knew constitutional limits were just polite suggestions wrapped in merch caps?
If the Constitution had a customer service line, itâs probably on hold listening to 'Trump 2028' hat sales pitches and dodging Vance-Rubio ticket proposals with zero resolutions.
Trumpâs third term plan: Step 1 buy hat, Step 2 confuse the press, Step 3 rewrite the Constitution by committee of memes and cheers. Someone call the rulebookâit's being ghosted.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/27/2025 | Author: Josephine Walker
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