Woman Panics Hotspot Will Reveal She Owns Trump Phone, Spoiler: It Didn’t
KEY POINTS
- •Allison tested Trump Mobile’s wireless service at a bookstore cafe while nervously sipping a cortado and eating an oat bar.
- •She feared her hotspot network name would reveal 'ALLISON'S TRUMP PHONE,' but it defaulted to an unremarkable name.
- •The Verge has repeatedly contacted Trump’s team about the Trump Phone’s whereabouts but has yet to receive any response.
- •Despite ongoing interest, the phone’s location and details remain a mystery, while testing continues under low suspense.
At a cozy bookstore cafe, Allison nervously cracked open her cortado and oat bar while testing Trump Mobile’s elusive MVNO service—because nothing screams relaxation like prime paranoia over your hotspot name. Expecting it to shout 'ALLISON'S TRUMP PHONE' like a yard sign, she instead met a humdrum, boring default network name nobody cares about. The Verge keeps poking Trump team for the phone’s actual location, but so far, silence. Meanwhile, Allison’s caffeine-fueled experiment proved that even the mysterious Trump Phone can’t conjure up drama in your wifi settings. Still no word on where the Trump Phone lurks—answer pending, perpetually.
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Turns out the only Trump-branded thing that loudly announces itself is silence. And a cortado nervously judged by someone sipping matcha.
Friend: 'Is your Trump phone hotspot named after you?' Me: 'No, but my existential dread fills the room.'
Trump Phone’s hotspot is so underwhelming even a bookstore barista wouldn’t notice. Shocking absolute nothingness.
Source: Theverge | Published: 11/29/2025 | Author: Allison Johnson
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