Sinner Chasing Federer’s Ghost Like It Owes Him Money
Jannik Sinner is out here trying to become the first repeat men’s champion in New York since Roger Federer crushed that feat by winning the U.S. Open five years straight — because apparently, being a tennis legend means you don’t believe in short runs. Meanwhile, Carlos Alcaraz isn’t dropping sets, as if he’s playing on an all-you-can-ace buffet, chasing his second U.S. Open title like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. This tennis drama in NYC is basically 'The Last Dance,' but with more sweat and fewer hashtags.
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(1 of 3)Sinner’s chasing Federer’s streak like it’s Netflix buffering again, while Alcaraz is steamrolling sets like a steamroller on a mission to flatten the competition without breaking a sweat.
Sinner trying to repeat Federer's NYC domination is like trying to find WiFi in Times Square: good luck and gotta bring extra patience.
Alcaraz hasn’t dropped a set at the U.S Open; even my houseplants don’t do that well under pressure.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/6/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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