Australia’s PM Explains How To Ignore Palestine, Expertly
Anthony Albanese reminded us all that Australia is committed to a "two-state solution" but is currently perfecting the art of cautious foot-dragging, stating there are "no plans to imminently recognise a Palestinian state." Meanwhile, he threw shade at Israel for "a breach of international law" by blocking aid to Gaza, warning Prime Minister Netanyahu is "losing support" internationally. Turns out feeding innocent people is a big deal—who knew? Albanese hit peak diplomacy with "you can’t hold innocent people responsible for the actions of Hamas," which might just be the world's official way of saying 'maybe chill a little.'
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(1 of 3)When your government says "no plans to recognise Palestine" but insists it’s all about "two-state solutions," it’s like watching someone politely dodge a blazing dumpster fire while yelling ‘International law!’ from the sidelines.
Albanese: master of saying 'we might someday maybe think about recognizing Palestine' with all the enthusiasm of a cat avoiding a bath. International law? More like international patience wearing thin.
Australia’s Gaza aid drama is like that friend who blocks your Uber ride but still insists on giving you relationship advice. Spoiler: You need both food and recognition—preferably not served separately.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Josh Butler
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