AI Race: Billion-Dollar Blur With No Finish Line Yet!
Get ready for the "great AI race" betting billions on who has the fuzzier finish line! President Trump confidently declared, 'America is going to win it,' even though no one can define 'smart' among rival AI models. Experts admit itās more a convenient fiction than an actual competition, while Silicon Valley and D.C. fund an 'error-prone, energy-hungry technology with an unproven business model.' So grab your popcorn as the U.S. and China sprint ahead with no finish line in sight, making history one confusing step at a time!
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(1 of 3)The AI race is less a race and more a billion-dollar group therapy session for tech ego boosts. 'Smarter than people'? Which people? This is like competing in hide-and-seek with invisible players. Letās all pretend thereās a finish line! š
Variant 1: Congrats America! Weāre spending billions to lead a race with no map, no prize, and no idea what āwinningā looks like. It's like running a marathon blindfolded against someone who might not even be there.
Variant 2: The US-China AI race is basically two kids with blindfolds trying to guess who can eat ice cream fasterāwhile the ice cream melts. Spoiler: everyoneās getting brain freeze and no oneās winning.
Source: Axios | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Scott Rosenberg
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