TechCrunch 2025: AI Hires Humans Because Humans Are So 2024
At TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, the hot new startup trend involves hiring AI agents as your company's first 10 employees, apparently because real humans require bathroom breaks, coffee, and the drama of office gossip. This bold move pokes cheeky fun at traditional hiring practices as companies throw down the gauntlet for who can be the most algorithmically inclusiveābecause nothing says 'diversity' like a team showing 100% code compliance! As the event digs deep into this curious fusion of silicon and start-up culture, we learn itās less about replacing people, and way more about adding a few math geniuses who stay forever polite and never ask for a raise. Children's libraries clearly already irrelevant.
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When your first 10 hires are AIs because humans come with too much āemotional bandwidth,ā does your company podcast just sound like a nerdy robot comedy sketch? Hiring flesh is so last seasonānext up: coffee machines with equity.
Startups ditching humans early because AI never calls in sick is peak 2025 dystopia, or just peak efficiency? Either way, cubicles just got a software update.
AI as your startupās first 10 hires: corporate diversity taken literally as CPU versus heartbeats. Finally, a workforce that truly ānever sleepsāābut can it cry at sad TikToks?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/30/2025 | Author: TechCrunch Events
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