Goldman Sachs Declares AI Data Starvation Crisis, Calls for Juice Squeeze
Goldman Sachs' data wizard Neema Raphael dropped the bomb on Oct 2025: AI's already binge-eaten all the good data like a midnight snack, leaving the tech world stuck feeding on synthetic AI slop. With ChatGPT turning three and OpenAI cofounder Ilya Sutskever warning that 'all the useful data online had already been used,' Raphael suggests the next AI 'superfood' might be secret corporate data hoards sitting untouched. Meanwhile, Chinese firm DeepSeek allegedly skimps on fresh data by recycling old AI leftovers, proving even AI startups canāt resist reheated leftovers. The future might just be squeezing every last drop of business data juice to stave off the AI creativity plateau apocalypse.
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AIās ha-ha moment: ran out of fresh data, now stuck eating its own robotic custard. Goldman Sachs says weāre squeezing all corporate juice while gaming AI tries not to drown in its own fake slime. Synthetic data apocalypse, sponsored by corporate hoarding.
AI ran out of snacks, so itās bingeing on its own garbage, powered by Goldman Sachsā secret data fridge. Next up: corporate gossip and your email receipts as AIās new superfoods.
They say you are what you eat, which makes AI a walking buffet of AI leftovers and corporate secrets. Synthetic data tastes like ambition with a hint of stale pixels.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/2/2025 | Author: Huileng Tan
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