Nobel AI Guru Dumped via ChatGPT Roast: Modern Love 2.0
Geoffrey Hinton, the 2024 Nobel Prize-winning 'Godfather of AI,' got break-up'd by his now-ex ex who outsourced her emotional gaslighting to ChatGPT. She fed the AI a 'rat behavior' script and served it to him like a Yelp roast, proving even AI legends arenāt immune to robot-generated heartbreaks. The Financial Times caught Hinton chuckling that he didn't feel bad because he found someone better ā classic: Nobel laureate goes from AI pioneer to AI-breakup test subject. Meanwhile, OpenAI and MIT warn ChatGPT power users are getting lonelier by the minute. Fun fact: OpenAI officially says ChatGPT shouldn't be your relationship guru, but hey, telling your boyfriend heās a rat via bot is 2025ās psychology breakthrough.
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Geoffrey Hinton got dumped by a ChatGPT-made breakup speech ā Nobel laureates dangling from Chatbot strings now. AIās new role: emotional assassin. Breakup advice bots out here throwing shade harder than Tinder fails.
Nothing says romance like your ex hiring ChatGPT to write a breakup speech. Next up: AI writing your vows and then ghosting you for 4 am DMs.
OpenAI: 'Donāt use ChatGPT for breakups.' Meanwhile, exes everywhere: 'Challenge accepted.' Nobel laureates never saw their AI crush going full J.A.R.V.I.S. on their feelings.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: Lakshmi Varanasi
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