ULA’s Launch Soars, But Trust Tickets Still Pending
So ULA just nailed a launch, which we should totally celebrate. But hold your applause because it 'doesn't necessarily quash anxieties about ULA's ability to deliver.' Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where one good day wipes away all that doubt? It's like applauding a magician for one successful trick and expecting him to pull rabbits out of hats forever.
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ULA launches a rocket and suddenly everyone's calm? So let me get this straight: one flare in the sky means we all just forget the last Broadway flop? That’s optimism powered by kerosene, folks.
Congrats on the launch, ULA! But saying it 'doesn't quash anxieties' feels like handing out participation trophies after the sprint. Step up or don’t step at all.
ULA’s latest launch: proof that even the guy who can’t find his keys still somehow made it to work. Now if only lockdowns on trust were as easy to lift.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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