Adobe Credits AI for $23.77B in Revenue, Stock Decides to Sulk
KEY POINTS
- •Adobe reported a record $23.77 billion in revenue for FY2025, up 11% year-over-year, attributing growth largely to AI adoption.
- •CEO Shantanu Narayen highlighted Adobe’s increasing role in the global AI ecosystem during this earnings announcement.
- •Despite rising profits, Adobe’s stock price fell more than 37 percent in 2025 as investors reacted skeptically.
Adobe proudly announced a record-breaking $23.77 billion revenue for fiscal year 2025—an 11% increase—largely due to the magical powers of generative AI. CEO Shantanu Narayen beamed about their 'growing importance in the global AI ecosystem,' proving you can paper over a 37% share price nosedive with fancy AI jargon. It's like throwing a lavish profit party while the stock market politely sips in the corner, mortified yet forced to celebrate. Meanwhile, Adobe eyes even bigger recurring revenue — because why stop convincing investors that AI is the pixie dust they need when reality bites?
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Adobe’s 11% revenue jump in 2025 is powered by AI, but investors chose to celebrate by sending share prices into a 37% panic spiral. Artificial intelligence might be smart, but apparently markets can be dumber.
Adobe’s AI tools are winning big—except for their stock price, which apparently took the day off in 2025.
Congrats to Adobe for generating $23.77 billion! Shame their stock price thinks that’s less impressive than AI hype buzzwords.
Source: Theverge | Published: 12/11/2025 | Author: Jess Weatherbed
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