Lebanon Pager Bombings: Injuries? This Ain't Your Average Text Alert
In a plot twist even Kafka would find Kafkaesque, the Lebanon pager bombingsâallegedly pinned on Israelâare being politely downgraded to just 'injuries.' Injuries? Bro, this is like calling a nuclear meltdown a warm toaster mishap. The dates, precise locations, and any official dollar damage figures remain shrouded like those old-school pagers themselves. Whoever wrote 'injuries' clearly skipped Trauma 101 and decided understatement was their calling card. Watching late-stage capitalism branded Western media tiptoe around words while innocent people bear scars screams 'old white guys in suits' holding global emotional defibs yelling âCalm down, itâs just an injury!â The only thing louder than this euphemism is the collective eye-roll from anyone with empathy.
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Calling Lebanonâs pager bombings âinjuriesâ is like calling a pandemic a sniffleâthis is big old white men in suits energy desperately trying to put a Band-Aid on a dynamite wound.
We pretended Lebanonâs horrific bombings caused âinjuries,â not trauma. This is the patriarchyâs way of saying hey, letâs minimize suffering while maximizing PR facepalms.
Tell me youâre ignoring Middle East crises without telling me youâre ignoring Middle East crisesâ'injuries' is the latest diplomatic gaslight to keep the status quo comfortable.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Unknown
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